This site was created for two reasons.

1- Recently various friends, associates and law enforcement agents have brought it to my attention that I'm in severe need of developing and finding myself more constructive hobbies to occupy myself with during the often copious amounts of free time that somehow manages the feat of habitually tumbling into the grasp of my Devil's Playground hellfire limited edition winter mitts- particulary the officers of our local police department. Apparently, taking a shit in an five gallon bucket and dumping its contents over the edge of an interstate overpass during rush hour is frowned on and possibly "an endangerment to the public".

Whatever, that sixty three car pileup was better than the movies. Like The Fast and The Furious, but instead of Paul Walker it stars old people, young "Im better than you" jock fuckasses in their 5 foot high jeeps and an extremely paranoid meth addict with ten pounds of stolen ephendrine in his trunk.

2- I figure other people might as well learn, gawk, and just generally get a fucking laugh now and then when they've also got some free time on their hands but somehow end up surfing the net. So here you go. If nothing else, I guarantee you an interesting and fun read.